Kyle Katarn Jokes

Full-Patch Posts : 92 Join date : 2010-04-28 Age : 33

Just want to see what Chuck Norris style Jokes people can come up with about Kyle seeing as he is the Star Wars version of Chuck Norris.

OK here's one to start it

Chuck Norris got laid....before his dad.

Prospect Posts : 33 Join date : 2010-04-17

Kyle Katarn... cured his mother of cancer while he was in the womb.

Subject: Re: Kyle Katarn Jokes Wed Jun 30, 2010 11:11 pm

is this a place for Norris jokes or Katarn jokes?

either way, here's a (kinda) good chuck joke...

"You know, Lee Harvey Oswald wasn't the one who killed J.F.K right? I mean, Oswald fired the bullet but he didn't kill Kennedy. See what happened was Chuck Norris caught the bullet and the President's head exploded out of amazement!!"

Full-Patch Posts : 92 Join date : 2010-04-28 Age : 33

Well Kyle Katarn is the Chuck Norris of Star Wars.

By the end of the Dark Trooper campaign, Kyle Katarn had killed/destroyed at lest 865 Stormtroopers, 158 Imperial Officers, 312 Imperial Commandos, 61 Trandoshans, 162 Grans, 90 Gammorean Guards, 10 Kell Dragons, 58 Dianogas, 59 Probe Droids, 83 Interrogation Droids, 35 Remotes, 73 Gun Turrets, 14 Dark Troopers Phase 1, 18 Dark Trooper Phase 2, 1 Dark Trooper Phase 3, and injured Boba Fett, bringing a total of 2034 enemies defeated on just 14 missions.And he was just warming up for Jedi Knight 2.

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Kyle Katarn... gave Bill Gates his ideas.

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An officer turned, saw Kyle, and died .

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